Bitching and Food review

Last week me and 1 of my sis went to starhill tea salon, she’s working at the land of cats and no more work at kl so we didn’t hang out as frequent as before. we decided to go there after we went to the restaurant that the cutie worked.

When we just arrived at there we are the only “normal” people at there, there were 3 other groups besides us at there,I felt a bit inferior:-/

1. three taitai’s ,2 chinese and 1 malay

2. a group of businessman

3.a middle-eastern minister(I accidentally heard his talking) and his friend, a Chinese local and another middle-eastern fella.

Out of a blue come a group consists of 5 people,2 fag hag,a gay couple and a gay.The best part is the 2 fag hag ordered a tea and the other 3 gays only ordered plain water. Oh please, you went to a very high-ended place and ordered plain water only?!?!Hello, don’t go to those kinds of places trying to feeling-feeling vogue but ordered plain water only.

Ok, Back to the food review, enough of the bitching. We drink a chocolate tea and for the foods the place only got desserts and biscuits only. We took passion fruit and black currant macaroon, Florentine, chocolate cookie and a chocolate cake, they called it rich chocolate bar or something, the size is quarter than a slice of normal secret recipe cake yet the price is RM16 for one @. @

The taste of all the foods are VERY NICE and I literally closed my eye when ate the chocolate cake as if I’m enjoying a good sex. I never did that to any kind of food before.

Later on I should bring my dear fluffy here, he sure will have multiple orgasm and moan sing like Maria Callas, hehehe.

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Picture of the foods and my sister, aren’t she look like a taitai?XD

Emperor Ash=.=

*me and sis taitai walk to the restaurant*

Yz:Hi sir,please have a look at our menu

At this time i was so nervous i dropped my sis’s stuff that i help her carry.He's so fuckin hot like an artist!

Yz:excuse me sir,are you from hij?you look familliar

Me:yes,hey wait,you look familliar too,you from wxy uni?

Yx:no

Me:oh you from abc school then!now i remember!

Yx:yes,what’s your name?

Me:ash,and what’s your name,i remember you but forgot your name,give me your first name so i can remember.

Yx my first name is xxx.

Me:xxx yyy zzz right!

Yx:yea correct,nice meeting you again,it’s been a while,your smile is still the same.

Apparently he’s my junior at my sec school and he’s working at the restaurant that i went

Yz:what a coincidence,i met you during my break time

Me:and what a coincidence too,i gonna meet my bitch-sis later and i’m with my sis no.1  now,long time i didn’t see my sis no.1  ,life is such a bliss rescently.now i’m meeting you and the singer sings my favourite songs,hahaha

Yz:datuk ash,here’s your drink

Me:no need to say like that lar,just call me by my name

Yx:i long time didn’t see you,it’s ok if i call yu like that

A moment later....

Yz:emperor ash,here’s your bird’s nest,beware,it’s nice and hot

Me: (*saying to myself*yeah,nice and hot like you,hehe) thank you

A moment when he’s not around

Me:i think he likes me.izit?

sister taitai :you’re thinking too much,maybe he’s friendly to everyone

Me:but why when you went to the toilet he’s straight away go and chat with me?it’s been twice already

sis taitai:....

we finish at there and we’re about to go away

yz:it’s very nice to meet you again and today is my best day since i’m at kl.(i have flaw anyway,hope he didn’t admire me too much)

I used to be an active student at school so apparently i got many admirers(i think he’s one of them) and the councellor even mentioned in front of many people that i’m a perfect canidate(i’m not that perfect) for a husband,little did she knew that i’m a gay.hahaha

Ps:I don't mind if someone call me Prof Ash or Chef Ash(people had been calling me that) but not YB/emperor Ash please!

Pss:apparently he's a straight,why not gay?!>.<

Balls ARE delicious

Oh how do i always love balls...it's so round and succulent and juicy and chewy....

It's IKEA's Swedish meatball i mean....not balls of a Swedish...it reminds me of rambutan(just joking,i'm not rasics)!!XD

ok,this is rambutan in case some of you never know their existance

Last time when me and my jimui went to ikea the food court was close to our utter disappointment.

But this time i went there with my bitch sis and his bf(my ‘brother in law’) alongside with my sis’s 2 housemates.fortunately the ikea foodcourt opens but cant use credit card,thankfully i bring enough cash:D

Too bad both of us cant bitch to the fullpower due to my bitch sis’s 2 housemates are straight=.=

But we do use double meaning words when eating the meatballs:D

Me to bitch sis:hey can i take 1 of your balls please?

Bitch sis:ishh you ar.... i got 2 only,you cant take my balls!!

Me:you dont have 2,you have 6!

Bitch sis:2

Me:4 on the plate but got another 2 elsewhere!so it’s 6!

Bitch sis:it’s 2!

Me:it’s 6!

Bitch sis:oklar you can take one of mine,hahaha

Me:what’s that red coloured sauce?*take some from bitch sis plate*

Bitch sis:it’s sweedish sperm!

Me:no wonder taste so nice!hahaha

Bitch sis to brother in law:i wanna take that*take the meatball*

Me:you dont have other things to take ar?hahaha

Here are the foods that we eaten,forgot to take the picture of the balls tough:

 i ate 2 of those chocoballs!!!XD

Actually those are the foods that only me myself ate,hahaha

If not due to me drank lots of water i sure will still feeling hungry,i just ate half chicken at kenny’s a day before=.=

After that we went to the curve.......

To be continued......