dreaming

can't believe it......
I'm already attached....
before this i even thought i won't have a significant other in this life>.<
i'm expecting something rough will happened later on since after all this is my first relationship.....
hopefully not,choi!
I wonder what kind of good things i had done that God give me a wonderful guy in my life?

it's 12 days already and every end of month will be our monthlyversary,hahahaXD

Meow Meow Meow

Gosh,the slim guy is so cute....definitely my type<3<3<3

Bitching and Food review

Last week me and 1 of my sis went to starhill tea salon, she’s working at the land of cats and no more work at kl so we didn’t hang out as frequent as before. we decided to go there after we went to the restaurant that the cutie worked.

When we just arrived at there we are the only “normal” people at there, there were 3 other groups besides us at there,I felt a bit inferior:-/

1. three taitai’s ,2 chinese and 1 malay

2. a group of businessman

3.a middle-eastern minister(I accidentally heard his talking) and his friend, a Chinese local and another middle-eastern fella.

Out of a blue come a group consists of 5 people,2 fag hag,a gay couple and a gay.The best part is the 2 fag hag ordered a tea and the other 3 gays only ordered plain water. Oh please, you went to a very high-ended place and ordered plain water only?!?!Hello, don’t go to those kinds of places trying to feeling-feeling vogue but ordered plain water only.

Ok, Back to the food review, enough of the bitching. We drink a chocolate tea and for the foods the place only got desserts and biscuits only. We took passion fruit and black currant macaroon, Florentine, chocolate cookie and a chocolate cake, they called it rich chocolate bar or something, the size is quarter than a slice of normal secret recipe cake yet the price is RM16 for one @. @

The taste of all the foods are VERY NICE and I literally closed my eye when ate the chocolate cake as if I’m enjoying a good sex. I never did that to any kind of food before.

Later on I should bring my dear fluffy here, he sure will have multiple orgasm and moan sing like Maria Callas, hehehe.

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Picture of the foods and my sister, aren’t she look like a taitai?XD

~Something Better Than Sex-Eargasm~

While i'm thinking to post something i stumbled upon this and it's sooooo nice,better than the best sex that i had:p

Unlike other musical instruments each and every pipe organ have it's very own unique "voice",listening to the same music played by 2 organ is different.The organ in this video is at the town of Lezajsk,inside The Bernardine Order Monastery,the special thing about this organ is the age,it's already 300 years old.An annual organ festival is held at there so i'm so gonna go there having multiple eargasmXD

My First Time Dating

Last night was my first time dating someone,
it was a wonderful thing,we have a good food and laugh...
we even talked about books,business,medicine,music and even feng shui,and some other topics
i guess we can end up talking about everything under the sun:)

But please don't make it over...the issues can be solved:(

I still wanna date you for the second time..i shouldn't took things too fast*sob*

Emperor Ash=.=

*me and sis taitai walk to the restaurant*

Yz:Hi sir,please have a look at our menu

At this time i was so nervous i dropped my sis’s stuff that i help her carry.He's so fuckin hot like an artist!

Yz:excuse me sir,are you from hij?you look familliar

Me:yes,hey wait,you look familliar too,you from wxy uni?

Yx:no

Me:oh you from abc school then!now i remember!

Yx:yes,what’s your name?

Me:ash,and what’s your name,i remember you but forgot your name,give me your first name so i can remember.

Yx my first name is xxx.

Me:xxx yyy zzz right!

Yx:yea correct,nice meeting you again,it’s been a while,your smile is still the same.

Apparently he’s my junior at my sec school and he’s working at the restaurant that i went

Yz:what a coincidence,i met you during my break time

Me:and what a coincidence too,i gonna meet my bitch-sis later and i’m with my sis no.1  now,long time i didn’t see my sis no.1  ,life is such a bliss rescently.now i’m meeting you and the singer sings my favourite songs,hahaha

Yz:datuk ash,here’s your drink

Me:no need to say like that lar,just call me by my name

Yx:i long time didn’t see you,it’s ok if i call yu like that

A moment later....

Yz:emperor ash,here’s your bird’s nest,beware,it’s nice and hot

Me: (*saying to myself*yeah,nice and hot like you,hehe) thank you

A moment when he’s not around

Me:i think he likes me.izit?

sister taitai :you’re thinking too much,maybe he’s friendly to everyone

Me:but why when you went to the toilet he’s straight away go and chat with me?it’s been twice already

sis taitai:....

we finish at there and we’re about to go away

yz:it’s very nice to meet you again and today is my best day since i’m at kl.(i have flaw anyway,hope he didn’t admire me too much)

I used to be an active student at school so apparently i got many admirers(i think he’s one of them) and the councellor even mentioned in front of many people that i’m a perfect canidate(i’m not that perfect) for a husband,little did she knew that i’m a gay.hahaha

Ps:I don't mind if someone call me Prof Ash or Chef Ash(people had been calling me that) but not YB/emperor Ash please!

Pss:apparently he's a straight,why not gay?!>.<

whiner loser

Me:Where are you now?Lets have a drink

Mr G:At home:) sorry cannot coz my bro use my car

Me:Kanasai,you always find excuses,i fetch you lar

Mr G:Got some issue,So reject politely lo:)

Me:Your smiley doesn't make your sms look polite,Thank You.

Mr G:Sorry lo.Haiya don't like that la.I need to work early tomorrow.

Me:You the 1 dont be like this,me need to go back KL early tomorrow yet still want to have drink with you

Mr G:Sorry le ok.Next time k

Me I ady told you before i dont want to hear the word sorry from you.This is the 6th time you said that.


First you said your bro use your car,second u said got some issue,third you said need to work early tomorrow,CAN'T YOU FIND A BETTER WAY TO LIE OR GIVING EXCUSES?!?!


AND DON'T WHINE  AGAIN AND AGAIN IF YOU ARE BORED,LONELY OR WHATSOEVER!WHINING ARE FOR WEAKLING!




P/S:Since you really like giving excuses so may all of your excuses come true,amen.

Balls ARE delicious

Oh how do i always love balls...it's so round and succulent and juicy and chewy....

It's IKEA's Swedish meatball i mean....not balls of a Swedish...it reminds me of rambutan(just joking,i'm not rasics)!!XD

ok,this is rambutan in case some of you never know their existance

Last time when me and my jimui went to ikea the food court was close to our utter disappointment.

But this time i went there with my bitch sis and his bf(my ‘brother in law’) alongside with my sis’s 2 housemates.fortunately the ikea foodcourt opens but cant use credit card,thankfully i bring enough cash:D

Too bad both of us cant bitch to the fullpower due to my bitch sis’s 2 housemates are straight=.=

But we do use double meaning words when eating the meatballs:D

Me to bitch sis:hey can i take 1 of your balls please?

Bitch sis:ishh you ar.... i got 2 only,you cant take my balls!!

Me:you dont have 2,you have 6!

Bitch sis:2

Me:4 on the plate but got another 2 elsewhere!so it’s 6!

Bitch sis:it’s 2!

Me:it’s 6!

Bitch sis:oklar you can take one of mine,hahaha

Me:what’s that red coloured sauce?*take some from bitch sis plate*

Bitch sis:it’s sweedish sperm!

Me:no wonder taste so nice!hahaha

Bitch sis to brother in law:i wanna take that*take the meatball*

Me:you dont have other things to take ar?hahaha

Here are the foods that we eaten,forgot to take the picture of the balls tough:

 i ate 2 of those chocoballs!!!XD

Actually those are the foods that only me myself ate,hahaha

If not due to me drank lots of water i sure will still feeling hungry,i just ate half chicken at kenny’s a day before=.=

After that we went to the curve.......

To be continued......

Preppy

A prep is typically a well-educated, good-looking person who usually are clean cut, classy and classical. Preps lean towards conservatism, and generally are well-dressed and buttoned-down in public.Usually they have friendly attitude and manners and a prep is usually an all around good guy (or girl) and would be unlikely to brag about their status or wealth or bloodline.


They are the exact opposites of Ah Bengs,Mat Rempits ,Punks and Goths.Usually in Malaysia they are found during opera and classical concerts at MPO and also at bookstores.Usually they are a lil bit perfectionist and they do maintain their outer appearance yet in fact,they emphasis more on improving their personal development and internal beauty.


It is a common misconception that preppies are snobs. Many people view them as unapproachable, and as a result mislabel them. Preppies are not as rich as people may think they are, but they are often well off. They buy into classics rather than trends, and don't change their lifestyles with fads. 


Here are the examples of preppy guys:

I really like the second last and the last one,would be more than happy to date guys like these at opera concerts and having earl grey or jasmine or lavender tea together for the whole day after that....hehehe

what the heck that i had done?!

It had been 2 decades since i had this feeling....maybe this is a sign that hot guys won't entice me....only love entice me....maybe i need love right now....

what football players do when they are horny

i guess that white shirt guy cant resist the temptation:p

hahahaha i really love videos like this,it's so funnyXD

Who Will You Choose

I got Inspiration in writing this post from this fellow blogger friend of mine,Calvin:D

Friends doesn't simply come and go....they are there for a purpose,some people seek friends in the sole objective of having pleasure or partner(do keep in mind some people are fated to be friends but not fated to become lovers and vice versea )

It's unfortunate many plu's choose friends based on what position they are,what they wear,drive and how they look.Somehow we need to discriminate in choosing friends because we don't want to end up having friends that are negative and have rotten heart.I attended a feng shui talk by a well-known feng shui master and he said something like this."besides you-yourself that determined who you are those 5 people that's closest to you will also determine who you are".In order to know our self more we need to see those people that's closest to us.

Choosing friends are important but his statement is not a ticket on being choosing a friend solely based on outer appearance.Manners and heart need to be in sync!But manners won't always come without intelligence or heart.
Humans especially plu's do need to reflect on animals like cats and dogs.They didn't see whether you have gucci nor Hugo Boss.They didn't see whether you are an American next top model or an Olympic sumo contestant.They didn't even see whether you're a Minister or Janitor.All they see is the heart and how they are being treated.


As for me i do make friends with everyone as long as they have good heart and manners.It's all based on the previous events that happened to me before...

Personality Test

Simply do this out of boredom.lol

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them. The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior. Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship. The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with? Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can. The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success. How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous. What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel. Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

el-dolor

i should just lay down my expectation and be in the darkness like usual:(
shouldn't having interest or whatsoever*sob*
arghh..my heart literally in pain now...

These are the songs that i listen when i sad and i'm listening to it now:(

oh mai goodness

too bad i lacked internet connection nowadays if not i'll be blogging more often,many things on me changed since i moved into the big city, my Best Faggot Friend(bff) told me that i had been experiencing a major culture shock but i told him i'm experiencing a major culture syok instead:p


so many misery happened nowadays...misery at japan,misery within plu community(thanks to the gay casanova*) and misery on my blog friends,tuls and littlefox(whatever happened to you guys must be strong k?**)





*may that fella be cursed with long life and SLOW pain and slow death

**rainbow comes after storm ends,sorry if i forgotten to mentioned any other blogger friends that have misery by their side now,this is an impromptu blogpost

opera queenie

i do have to admit that i'm an opera queen.....gosh!i love it so much i even sang it in the bathroom or in the lift when i'm alone=.=

i even managed to memorized some of the songs even tough i don't understand the lyrics.lol

La Romanza-100% memorized

This one is about a gypsy chick name carmen...walao...her boobs are so big i think can even smash watermelon@.@

smash watermelon like this:D

i thought living in the big city and always attend opera concert can satisfy my hunger but i don't think so:-/

to all opera queens out there....long live the queen,may your divaness shine!

Happy New YearXD

weeee...me listening to the sound of fireworks now...happy new year everyone....so many things happened on 2010

i'll choose option a.....hehehe...coincidentally it's 12am now:D