mum,u make me speechless

it's a mundane day for me...do housework and cooking

and then my mum bitching with me and my sister about our overseas family and some of my cuzzies at here

it's so much fun bitching even if it's on the hungry ghost month and ramadhan....hahaha

the dialogue turns like this:

Mum:Ash,dont u add the cousin at malaysia on the facebook...later they will add the relatives at the oversea

Devil:Mum are u sure they will add the overseas relative if i add them??i dont even want to add them...what for,they not close with us and the overseas family..

Mum:They are money minded what?they sure want to be close with the overseas folks

Devil:no worries mum,the overseas folks facebook name  don't even use their real name...and i doubt the cuzzies even know how to spell our family name correctly.

Sista:yaya...even the people at the school also dont even know how to pronounce our family name correctly

Devil:same case here mum

Mum:Oh yea...their father dont have the family name..only your father got in the IC

This sounds like the usual day to day bitching(usual?!!too obvious we bitching a lot.lol) between mum,sister and son but now here comes the speechless part.

Mum:*telling me and my sister*we need to preserve our family name...later on when both of you have child need to put our family name...eh wait ash...only you can carry the family name since you are the son..

Devil:well it's true but who knows i wont have any child later?(i love childern but not for me)

Mum:dont say nonsence things like that..later on you WONT have any child for real then you know..our lineage is important!

Devil:I dont care about that mum

Mum:why you dont want any child?are you gay??*giggles*

Devil:O.o.......*speechless*

Devil:why you said like that mum??

Mum:who knows you inclined towards that way

Devil:some gays also married what??

Looks like from the last line i had accidentally coming out to her....i shouldnt said like that later on in the future maybe she will force me to marry a girl*cringe*

Oh well maybe she's ok with my orientation she even giggled when ask me wether i'm gay or not...

i do wish in the future the dialog would turn out to be like this:

Devil:Mum,this is my bf...please bless our relationship...just regard my bf as your son/daughter-in-law

Mum:okie...i bless both of you nice to meet you son:)

Devil:Thanks mother,by the way darling,no need to call my mum auntie....you are like my wifey/husband already...just call her mum..after all...she's your mother in law what??:)

i got to continue making the carrot juice...ciao

p/s:gonna bitching with my bestie tomorrow:D